Roots Rock Reggae Parody

Chorus
Playtime I lose it, I don’t mind abuse it,
Playtime I lose it, I don’t mind abuse it,

Rules dropped doggie, spring round like you’re getting a new gift,
Feels like food inmy belly, and canines don’t need a toothpick,

Verse 1
Hey Ms. Shitzuzi, you sure can use your teeth,
Play-fight and roll-over, then bite my neck like you’re leaving a hickey,
Feel like prancing, prob’ly greet the cat in harmony,
Ain’t no scratching, ’cause we don’t have no flea,
Rules dropped doggie, spring round like you’re getting a new gift,
Feels like food inmy belly, and canines don’t need a toothpick,

Verse 2
Playtime bring out that frisbee, the one that won’t remove my teeth,
Let’s go to the beach, I’ll fetch the stick with a bikini chick,
Let’s dash thru snowflakes, then play hide and seek, I know you’ll choose me,
Let me show you a magic trick, show me your food and I will be Houdini.

Easy Skanking Parody

Easy Skanking INTRO

We can’t seize the gang thing,
Don’t even speak the damn thing,
They wanna give me spanking,
We’re pedigrees with ranking.

Verse 1

Abuse me then no might nor if,
Old dog’s saliva gonna drip,
I’ll make your hands and feet approach my lip,
Both jaws will have a tightened grip,

Chorus

Don’t you tease,
Don’t you, don’t you, don’t you beat me,
Don’t ill-treat me,
I know some cultures wanna eat me.

Verse 2

Don’t tell me boy to fetch no stick,
Unconditional love will now exit,
Even though stroking me is my favourite,
I’ll say that you’re touching me and giving me ticks….

Bridge

When you hear us bow-wow, ruff la-la-la,
Spike, Spot, and Bruno, ruff la-la-la,
Late nights in the road, ruff la-la-la,
Dog-fights overload….

Rastaman Vibration Parody

Rastaman Vibration Chorus

When I bark, you bark, it’s too quiet out there,
Pedigrees loud-talking,
If you only understand what I’m trying to say,
Messages and dogs calling.

Rastaman Vibration Verse 1

I don’t have no cellular,
But the way I communicate is wireless,
I don’t keep radiation beside my jaw, and I don’t pay bills, plus I won’t buy a next, yehee
This phone I have don’t use batteries,
Don’t need a prepaid-card, no, to add minutes,
And i get instant messages as well,
You need a smartphone, but I’m a smart dog, go to hell….

Rastaman Vibration Verse 2

Go on a plan that’s unlimited with one of these prominent phone companies,
See if you cannot pay that big activation fee, that post-paid phone is dropped to nothingness,
Prank calls, private numbers, yeah, really nice,
Not to mention the faulty apps that you have on your device,
You don’t know how close the person is who you’re talking to,
But if a dog is stalking me, he better be dumb as you, ’cause……

Natural Mystic Parody

Natural Mystic Verse 1

There’s a bad dog’s instinct, so you should beware,
And if i sense that you’re up to no good, I’ll make it clear,
If i don’t know you in my yard, I’m upset,
Why are you dressed in full black?
I sure can bark, but I ain’t no bluffer,
You’re one of those burglars of the night, won’t cross these eyes,
I stay silent in the dark to see if you’ll pull that window,
But its sealed damn tight,
I shall make his only escape be the police route now,

Natural Mystic Chorus

Oh yes, climb it, climb it gangster,
But I know you won’t fulfill your task,
When I’m done with your legs its paralysis,
Hope you can climb that roof now man, I’ve got these fangs,

Natural Mystic Verse 2

Guaranteed when you’re coming down you won’t be touching this ground,
My mouth’s open wide,
yes I feel my grandpa wolf coming out in me now.

Waiting In Vain Parody

Waiting In Vain Chorus

Spike is seen as a stray with no leash and no home,
He’s just wanting a place to sleep and eat some junk,

Waiting In Vain Verse 1

It’s about time, Spike should be getting himself some new fur,
Dirt pasted with the morning dew,
Dinner somehow he gets from several garbage cans,
His intestines are filled with flies,
He had a leash once, but now this pup is doing a solo thing,
His survival is much like pot-scrapings,
He barks so mean, and he will bite you and run,
Dog fights he’s won, he’s no punk.

Waiting In Vain Verse 2

He loves when trash is so near that he can scent it clear,
And he is well prepared, and even swallows rubbish with and off-taste, yeh,
He’s so often caught in trouble, a doggie inn the rubble,
When hunger is on the double, he’ll steal your burger and out-run you,
His fur makes him look like a rockstar in rainy times,
He’s on the hunt like he’s planning crimes,
Cars pass and splash him just because he’s homeless,
And his body structure looks like he’s wearing a bone dress,
Arooo-a, Arooo-a, the pound is where he heads next time,
Will someone give this doggie the life that he had one time?
Yeh, this doggie gotta, doggie gotta, doggie gotta, doggie gotta, doggie gotta get his meal,
Yeh, this doggie gotta, doggie gotta, doggie gotta, doggie gotta, doggie gotta get maintained…..

War Parody

Chorus

Until you stop harassing me,
And show me that the female dog I was sleeping with was my mother,
I’ll see you as…. someone that just wants…. me to really do nothing else…..than depend on you for help…..and follow orders,
Until then, everywhere we bark,
Bark, bark,
Until I see that it is not planned for us to all become vegetarians and have shorter canines,
Bark, bark,
Until the quality of a dog’s fur is of no such significance so puppy shows criticize,
Bark, bark,
Until you stop selling high pedigree only and discriminating the low ones so that they become old and grey in the pound,
Bark, bark,
Until you start recognizing where we stand and let the cat know its place ’cause with humans, we dogs have more regard,
Bark, bark,
Whether local or international, we’re one of the most caring animals,
until the fairest treatment happens, everywhere we bark,
bark in the east,…..bark in the west,…..bark up north……..bark down south….
Bark bark…..bark, bark …..bark, bark,…..bark bark……

Stir It Up Parody

Stir It Up Chorus

There’s so much fleas, enough to keep you dancing,
Flea enough to drive you crazy,
There’s so much fleas, enough to make you wanna party,
Fleas enough, doggie bathe now.

Stir It Up Verse 1

A special soap this time,
Don’t want that damn shampoo in my eyes, ooh oooh ooooooh,
Although the sprinklers make me happy, and take my mind off how wet and nasty I feel,
Only ten fleas were biting,
But when my master started soaping my skin,….

Stir It Up Verse 2

Say it’s antibacterial,
But it feels like it multiplied my fleas, ooh ooh ooooooooh,
Neighbours peeping through the fence,
Rover cries like he’s whooped by his parents,
Something that should be relaxing hurts me more than when my master pays his taxes….

Get Up Stand Up Parody

Get Up Stand Up Chorus

I lift my leg up, spray up,
Mark it once or twice,
I’m fed jup, heads up,
Hey kid, I’m yellowing up your bike.

Get Up Stand Up Verse 1

Meat I want, don’t tell me, “mutt the cupboard and pantry are dry”,
The refrigerator has everything, don’t you think we share a similar diet,
You made my doggie-biscuits grow mold,
You promised to take care of me on the day I was sold,
Now this noise within my tripe is telling me me spiteful, do as I like.

Get Up Stand Up Verse 2

Tired of your rough playing, then you’re kidding kidding,
I’m always there, but now i’m starving, there’s no win-win, win-win,
I bring my dish to you, but you’re just chilling, chilling,
When I leave, you put up my pictures that I’m missing missing,
Boy the food is there for you and I,
Don’t give me puppy chow ’cause I don’t specialize,
Now this noise within my tripe is telling me to do just as I like.

Exodus Parody

Chorus
Pets are us,
Wolves laughed at by people.

Verse 1
We were brought from the woods from a long time ago,
And domesticated for whatever use,
We used to eat meat that we hunted when on the go,
Now we eat what people already chewed,
My grand peeps had a look they could identify, so they could tell exactly which wolf is which,
Now these dogs nowadays are so diversified, i don’t know if my mom is my bitch.

Verse 2
Dogs now have health issues and hospital checks,
Have surgeries and shots at the vets,
House dogs have teeth, but not for their real kinda food, so what the hell you doing with canines little wretch?
Real wolves digest meat without disease in question,
Some dogs eat bones and cut up their intestines,
What’s worse, limited space where we live,
And we have a master and depend on what he gives.

Who The Cap Fit Parody

Who The Cap Fit Chorus

Who the cat’s with, you should fear it.

Who The Cap Fit Verse 1

The kitten’s plan to let me bite the dust,
A hint when, the cat is in their lap, its me they discuss,
One day I’ll say “here kitty”, then you won’t see him again,
I made the first move on his drink, but he ignored the milk,
Many occasions show me that we can’t be cool,
The cat makes me get blamed whenever he drops his stool,
Usually some incidents happen and I would get away,
But since recently I’m in trouble every time because the cat and them are friends,

Who The Cap Fit Verse 2

You take me for a walk,
Then I broke free in a natural park,
And I feel like I would doo-doo,
But the picnic party says shoo-shoo, yeh,
Its been a long day walking, and my bladder is heavy now,
I saw a kids’ alphabet playground and something’s missing,
So I decided to put pee there,
And shoot, what’s next, a kid looks hurt,
Was it tears coming down his face or was it my bladder squeezed and didn’t miss, eww eww,
Kids surrounded me, want to fight,
Some tried karate, but my teeth made their shoes filled with tiger stripes,
Angry people talking gibberish about my accidents,
The park’s security guard was holding a cat and he didn’t come to rescue me.

I Shot The Sheriff Parody

Chorus
I got the mail if the mailman punks out I’m your secretary, woof woof woof
I chat the language that makes the paper boy upset with me, woof woof woof,(repeat)

Verse 1
Everyday I’m paranoid when sleeping on the lawn,
Caz of that kid who seems as if he can’t pass me by,
I admit I thought he said ‘Extra extra, eat all about it now,
But when I ran to the gate, missiles were thrown,
I thought he had food, but he stuffed newspapers in my mouth,
He tried it again, woof woof woof, he’s crying out “down down boy!”

Verse 2
I haven’t eaten all day so things start to look like puppy chow,
This guy comes on and walked pass me in my yard,
No one’s home, he works for the UPS and has mail from the IRS,
My master taught me not to like that sound,
He hears me growling but the gate is just too far now,
He makes a run for it, woof woof woof, he’s crying out “down down boy!”

Verse 3
I thought these enemies would stay away and give me piece of mind,
Days passed and I see no problems in sight,
I guess I should see it coming ’cause of what I did the mailman’s shoes and the paperboy’s bike,
But I smelled the scent of stake and voice saying “come here boy”,
They threw me a metal in gravy that broke my 4 canines,
And now I say “Arrrh Arrrh, Arrrh Arrrh”

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