I was out relaxing in my back yard with a beer and my dog the other day and I heard a thunderous voice ring through my ears. It was God. It was God and he was interrupting my “me-time!”

So I said “YO, wassup?”

He said, “I NEED YOU TO BUILD ME AN ARC.”

I said, “Didn’t you try that once before? How did that work out for ya? LOL!”

“SERIOUSLY DUDE, I NEED ANOTHER ARC BUILT, CHOP CHOP” he replied.

I said, “Man, we are kind of settled in here for the day, why don’t you ask Noah again.”

“NOAH IS A WICKED LOOZA! I PICKED YOU!” God said.

I replied, “Why do you think it will be any different this time?” SMH.

“IT WILL WORK THIS TIME FOR SURE. OH, AND MAKE ME A BIG SIGN THAT SAYS, “NO HUMANS ALLOWED ON BOARD” – BWAAAHAHAA! LOL LOL! WOOO HOO GOTCHA! ROCL (roll on cloud laughing)” was his response.

I said, “These pranks are getting a little annoying, bro.”

The big man said, “LOL, THAT’S HOW I ROLL!”

My dog said to me, “Dude, you got dissed by God, that was rrrrruff!”

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