I woke up and rolled out of bed. Literally, I mean…I hit the floor pretty hard!
As I was rubbing my head and looked around something stuck me as strange but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it?
I shrugged it off and since I was up anyway, I got my dog to take him for a walk. Then things really got bizarre!
My dog got away from me and away he went leash and all. When I finally caught up with him, it was an ugly sight! He had bounded like “Super Dog” over the park bench and attacked a giant ball of cotton candy, except it was nnnoootttt COTTON CANDY! It was a lady with big hair.
She started screaming and kicking and flung my dog Fido across the park! I chased him down again only to find he was already jamming out with street musicians and they were all doing the moonwalk?? Hmm…Strange indeed. I decided to call my girlfriend and tell her I’d be late but I left my cell phone at home so I tried to borrow one from a dude who walked by.
“Hey, buddy! Can I borrow your cell phone? I left mine at home.”
“Aw, barf me out dude! You are such an airhead but lucky for you, I got a gnarly new phone for you fer shur dude! Take a look at this radical piece of technology!”
He handed me a brick-like object of about 20 lbs. with a strange antennae growing out of the top!
A dark fear started to take over me. I grabbed my dog and started running as fast as I could back to my house and the guy yelled, “Hey hoser! Where you going? Like–don’t have a cow! That’s totally lame…”
Then I screamed, held my dog tight, clicked my heels together three times and whispered with my eyes shut tight, “There’s no place like home…There’s no place like home.”
I looked around and I was back in my bed. Whew…what a weird dream! I scratched Fido’s ears and said, “We’re not in Kansas anymore!” Then I laughed again. What a crazy, crazy dream. I asked him if he wanted to go for a walk now and he replied, “Cool beans, dipstick!”