I was exhausted today! I just had no energy. I felt totally drained! What to do??
Well, I noticed my dog is always so perky and full of energy so, out of desperation, I asked him, “What do you do when you’re totally exhausted and can’t find the energy to even get through the day? You are always so perky and full of energy. I’ve seen you chase your tail in circles for hours! Who do you do it??
He leaned forward to me and whispered in my ear, “I drink a red bull. It always works for me.”
I laughed out loud and he said, “No, really! Try it! I swear it will perk you right up!”
So, I went to work but I didn’t go straight home on my lunch hour. Instead, I made my way out of town and down a quiet country road. I climbed over the fence and although I was trembling with fear, I looked Mr. Red Bull in the eyes and sheepishly asked him, “May I have drink??”
Well, needless to say, it didn’t work for me. He gored me and chased me through the fence and I only just narrowly escaped my demise…
As I lay bleeding, I grabbed my cell and dialed 911.
“Hello 911, what is your emergency?”
“I tried to drink a red bull and it gored me!”
When I am able to walk again, I am going to go ask my dog how he managed to pull this off!