I love my dog. His name is Zeus, or at least I think it is. Come to think of it, that may just be a code name because I think he is plotting something sinister or perhaps he is just a secret agent or maybe even a double agent! I wonder if I am in danger…
I spotted him heading out to go for an early morning 6 a.m. run and he didn’t want me to come along. I asked him where he was going and he told me, “I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you!” What the…
He has installed a security system, a secret door and a torture chamber in his dog house. I once made the mistake of entering unannounced and my wife couldn’t find me for six weeks! I was kept alive through rations of bread and water lowered down to me in a basket tied to a rope. Although, I never did understand why he wanted me to rub lotion…Okay, never mind!
I am not sure I want to own a dog who is a secret government operative but do I have a choice? I mean, how can you give away a secret agent dog? Oh no!! What if I am being recorded now and even videoed?
“Oh, hey, Zeus, my best friend and loyal companion! I would never, ever, ever, not even in a million years think of parting with you!! I love you to the moon!! Muah! Muah! Muah!!” (OMG! I hope he bought that!! If you don’t hear from me again, you know the dog did it!!)

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