(Star Trek Intro Spoof)
Wacky Woof: Dog’s final frontier.
These are the voyages of dog’s lives.
It’s never ending mission to explore strange new tails.
To seek out new cats, and new civilians.
To boldly bark where no dog has embarked before!
I was a little bored today and mischievous thoughts rattled through my brain muscle. I decided that I was going to play a little prank my dog.
I filled a paper cup full of water and placed it on top of the little dog-door I had installed. It’s a small door on the bottom of a regular people-door that my dog can push open to get in and out of the house with ease.
I set up my cell phone to capture the prank on camera. The dog came through the door and whoosh! Jake was soaking wet, LOL!
He looked at me and said, “What the ****! I’m sick and tired of this **** and I’m going to do something about it!”
Well, he chewed up my clicker. I was devastated. I cried, he cried, we cried together. I promised him I wouldn’t prank him anymore.
He promised he wouldn’t chase the neighborhood kids anymore. I told him no, I rather enjoy watching those punks run for their lives!