I have not yet recovered from the monumental event I had witnessed this morning. A more imponderable sight I could not fathom. I was driving around with my BFF dog Henry looking for some good eats for breakfast.
A seemingly bourgeoisie chap was in line just ahead of me in the McDonald’s drive through line. I overheard the woman on the speaker say to him, “What would you like today?”
He responded, “Well, I can’t possibly get that here, but I am hungry.”
There was a pause as the 14-year-old was probably befuddled. Then it happened; I didn’t think it was possible, who would? A concept that was so far outside the box it was unthinkable. What he said next made my jaw drop and I slowly collapsed back deeply into my seat.
This angelic man could pass as a vagabond but he uttered the most profound and clairvoyant sentence my ear balls have ever heard. He stated it with a perfunctory manner yet his words would make Albert Einstein stop and ponder.
The magical words were, “I’ll have an Egg McMuffin with sausage (and this is where I was mentally staggered), and ham, and bacon.”
Did you get that? THREE MEATS! On one sandwich! OMG I could not speak. I sat there stunned and amazed as I watched him drive off. Henry’s ears were standing straight up – I had never seen this before.
The speaker girl was saying, “Sir… sir… can I help you?”
I finally mustered up, “I’ll have what that great man had.”
So today, I salute you, Mr. Three Meats on a McDonald’s Egg McMuffin Guy.